Nickname suggestions

Hopefully these will help you guys eliminate the grueling 45-minute process of selecting a nickname before submitting picks:

Dad

• Rad Dad
• Rad Granddad
• I consider myself rad
• Dad

Mom

• Schur Thing
• Shore Thing
• Sure Klingon Fan
• Née Schur
• Knee Sure Hurts [best used after knee injury, God forbid]

Tim

• Monterey Jack
• Cheese Guy [must first use above nickname to establish reference]

Marie

• Marie Isthebel of the ball
• Half-Iron Horse
• Half-Iron Horse, half woman
• Some sort of iron centaur

Erin

• Erin-tin-tin
• E. Claire-voyant
• Chocolate E. Claire
• If you must eat eclairs, do so in moderation [should you find out your kids read your nicknames]

Matt

• Matty glad he wore his plaid tee
• Matty sad he endured a bad pee
• Matty mad Glee’s score was lad-free

Cait

• Cait’s Really Neat Apparently
• Can’t Rap, Not Anymore
• Crassly Ranking on Nerds Always

Joe

• Siena Saint
• Siena Saint Joe
• Saint Joe
• Apologetic Blasphemer

Pat

• Patrick
• Pat
• Pat/something humorous
• This is why it takes me so long to choose a nickname

Ciara

• Ciara’s the name, fitness is the game
• Fitness’s the name, changing my name to former game is my current game
• Flying by the Ciara Elizabeth Seton of my pants
• Hope you like my new Fathead