[Editor’s note: Once again, this was just an email that got long enough for me to justify using it as a post.]
Some notes:
- The rest of the site still needs to be updated, so bear with me. Don’t even look at it yet maybe?
- Tonight’s game:
- Kansas City Chiefs (0-0) at New England Patriots (0-0)
- I don’t usually offer guidance for picks but just in the sake of full transparency: Last season, the Patriots won “the Super Bowl,” which is what the NFL calls its championship game. They’ve actually won it twice in the last three years and five times in the last 16 seasons, which is considered quite impressive. Just seemed unfair not to mention this.
- We have a new player this year! Everyone please welcome Kyle, who has been sponsored by our worst player, Ciara. Kyle, I hope you like seeing your face crudely Photoshopped in various ways.
Otherwise, good luck everyone. At this point, it’s anyone’s season*!
*In all likelihood, this is not true.
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