Notes: Weeks 5 and 6

Some notes from the past two weeks:

• • If my nickname assumptions are correct, the following is true:
    • Brady has been watching the Chipmunks lately.
    • Joe was Eminem.
    • In Week 5, Marie managed a trifecta of ignominy:
      • She named herself “Cutter of cheeses,” which is both an ambiguous nickname and a joke about flatulence.
      • The Cowboys failed to cut the cheese against the Packers that week. Another thing you could say is that they did in fact cut the cheese.
      • Marie cut the cheese herself by getting just two picks correct.
  • How far do bullet points go? Bullet-point slide!
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  • Joseph posted wins in both weeks, giving him a league-leading three on the year. He’s now just one point back of our overall leader, Peepa, a man who has consulted for royalty, is nearly 60 years his senior and is his maternal grandfather. Pay attention folks. This is setting up to be an inter-generational battle for power that only Shakespeare could rival.
  • Joe, why were you Eminem?